Sunday, 11 January 2009

reasons for future living arrangements. episode #1

higher status: have you done any work today?

me: yeah course, I'm just warming up some milk

higher status: but have you done any work?

me: it has sugar in it, you want some?

higher status: you're not listening to me. do you listen to me?

me: yes yes, I'm using your mug- is that okay?

higher status [walking out of door expression of dismissal on face]: fine fine

me: hold on, where are you going?

higher status: I'm holding some poo, I'm going to go let go.

me: ...no milk then?

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