Sims in real life...

My dearest associates it is I. the one and only. The chosen one to tell you that your lives are pointless and empty and that in a couple years you will die and end up the way you started. fucked. Excuse the lingo, but it is true. i mean, lets face facts here, all we are is a game. our lives i mean. our lives are just a huge game of something like The Sims and we cant get out until someone up there gives us too little or too much to eat. and lets face it, its going to happen. one of these days your going to find a wad load of cash or a wheelbarrow full of something sweet and you re going to give yourself a heart attack! but for those of you reading this- don't worry you are completely safe. reading this blog is like a heads up into the world. its like one of the cheats on Grand theft auto- you know the one, where you can get the giant tank!- and so if you are reading this then know that your life will only turn out like the Truman show. so um...watch out for hidden cameras, ey? and don't go too wild on the round-abouts. and love your wife- shes getting paid full time for the show without a Christmas bonus!