Star-struck

Phone rings on the table cluttered with bits and bobs as she runs towards it to pick it up.
Bhavna: Hello...?
Karina: Hey Bhavna...
Bhavna: Hi, who is this?
Karina: Its Karina, did you not recognise the number?
Bhavna: Shit no, whats up?
Karina: You'll never guess what, I had the best day ever yesterday! I was walking down Watford...
Bhavna: ...As you do
Karina (faint uneasy laugh): Yeah. And I was scouted by someone and he asked if i wanted to be a model and he took head shots and stuff!...
Bhavna (doubtful tone):He didn't get you to take your clothes off did he?
Karina: ...No
Bhavna: He didn't try and do anything to you with his dick, did he?
Karina: Bhavna...no!
Bhavna: and your sure?
Karina: yes!
Bhavna: Wow...well that's amazing! and a first- you'd think someone from Watford would get his cock out at any chance he'd get.
Karina: Is this you being happy for me?
Bhavna: why? whats happened? Why should i be happy? The fact that he didn't get his cock out, right?
Karina: Will you forget his cock for two seconds please! I'm going to be a model!
Bhavna: No you are not!
Karina(stressed, given up tone): You weren't listening, were you?
Bhavna: I most certainly was! You said you got some head shots, he may have got head shots for every other girl he saw coming out of Anne summers! and for whom? for you? No! For his own pleasure! He's probably whacking off right now, as we speak! Did u even see a business card? Did he even give you a contact card?
Karina: Yes, he did. I have it right here.
Bhavna: My point is still valid! You shouldn't be so certain of the truth unless its hit you right in the face. Between the eyes!
Karina: All right, I'm almost certainly going to be considered for a modeling career! happy?
Bhavna: Greatly. Is that it?
Karina: What do you mean "is that it"?
Bhavna: Well is there anything else you'd like to share? Surely that wasn't all that happened to you to make you say it was the "best day ever", your way too hard to please.
Karina: Nope.
Bhavna: what do you mean nope?
Karina: Nope. That isn't all that happened to me.
Bhavna: Well pray tell, what else happened to the infamous Karina? You been scouted for a movie too? Maybe someone overheard you singing in HMV and are now ready to give you a little record deal? well?
Karina: Bhavna, Jimmy Carr called- he wants his attitude back.
Bhavna: Oh all of a sudden your the comedian? Anyways, go on...
Karina: Ready?
Bhavna: steady...go!
Karina: some guy my sister knows bumped into us-
Bhavna: Oh my God he didn't get his cock out did he?!
Karina: Shut up! Let me finish! Don't say a word!
Bhavna: Sorry.
Karina: my sister knows him because he invites her to all these parties that celebrities throw because shes like an it girl. She asked if i could come and he was like "sure how old is she?" and she said "shes twenty years old". And guess whose party it is! Guess guess!

SILENCE

Karina: Bhavna...? You still there?
Bhavna: ...yes...
Karina: Are you not going to guess which celebrities party I'm going to?
Bhavna: Oh, so i can speak now?
Karina: Oh for fucks sake! Paris Hilton! I'm going to Paris Hilton's party! How amazing is that!
Bhavna: Shit! that is pretty amazing! Think of the people who are going to be there! Paris, Nichole, Good Charlotte, Lindsey Lohan! oh my God your going to be famous and I'm going to be your friend! You have to get me autographs! from everyone you think I'll like! Oh my God what if Seth Rogan will be there!?!
Karina: Seth who?
Bhavna: You know, Seth Rogan! The writer slash actor! My hero Seth Rogan...?
Karina: Whose that?
Bhavna: The guy from "Knocked Up", the one with curly hair!
Karina: I don't know who that is.
Bhavna: Fair enough- if you don't know him he might not be invited!

BOTH LAUGH

Karina: But think about how wild her parties are, Bhavna! The People and the dresses and the drinks! People get pissed and take their clothes off and get naked!
Bhavna (monotonous tone): Don't take your clothes off, Karina.
Karina: No, I won't.
Bhavna: Thanks.