Superheros and Villans

Good morning, children.

Today is the day of rebirth, tranquillity and...revision?

Well, to be honest, today isn't a day of anything really, accept staying at home learning (all over again) about halogens. A piece of advice to you young budding scientists out there: Chemistry at GCSE level is a lie! And they only reveal that to you when you're in A levels, so DON'T take it, what ever you do.

I could really do with a holiday. Anywhere that isn't in England would do me fine. Oh and Whales- no offence to you welsh but its a bit damp over there isn't it? and the sheep remind me of pure evil- who knows what they're thinking as they stare at you with the cold, hazel, beady eyes. One bite and you've got some sort of disease or worms for the rest of your life. You'd be lucky to have your arm/leg/whatever its bitten off to be amputated!

Not that i hate sheep- don't get me wrong i love a bit of a lamb dona or some nice chops once in a while! i just don't like they way they look as if they know nothing but you know that they know that they can fuck you from behind when you're not looking! its the whole aspect of the film "Black Sheep" that got me going on this "sheep are evil" conquest.

Cows aren't bad though, they're alright cows. Kind of humble in a way. Pigs are evil. You can tell how evil a pig is just by his squeal; if its too stretchy then you've got yourself a warlord on your hands. God knows what its summoning when it squeals so loud! Chickens are like evil soldiers, but its okay because they are easy to kill and taste good, and you do need special powers to kill a duck, even though you shouldn't because they're superheros! Have you not heard of Howard the Duck, or the Mighty Ducks?